Posted 1 hour ago
You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears… and you kill him. How are you going to live with yourself?
Mr. Krabs (via chosen-undead)
Posted 3 hours ago

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

jontronshat:

when you find a very funny meme

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when you show your friend the humorous meme

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and he also has a giggle at it

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Posted 3 hours ago

commandereyebrows:

hiccupsboyfriends:

hearthewolfhowl:

antiherozero:

jim-is-fabby:

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satanhasclaimedthisblog:

tulililli:

missl0nelyhearts:

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Fun fact: If you are male and under the age of fifty and wearing one of these outfits, I will willingly have sex with you. Not even sure you need to be male.

Completely sure that you don’t need to be male.

Seriously, I’d fuck the suits. That’s not even a joke.

#if my boyfriend turned up to my house wearing any one of these he wouldnt be wearing it for long #sweet jesus

Fucking hell yes

I need them all.

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(Source: ihyperbolize)

Posted 4 hours ago

menstrualfluid:

lifehack: if you don’t want to take your cart back to the return area you can always shove it up your asshole instead

Posted 4 hours ago
Posted 4 hours ago

carpr0n:

Starring: Porsche 918 and McLaren 12C
(by BrunoImperiale)

Posted 4 hours ago

random-feeds-on-gwuncan:

OKAY THIS VIDEO IS ICONIC TOO

(Source: godzillafucker1998)

Posted 4 hours ago

malglories:

i’m not even going to wait until october this year

the ghost jokes have begun

(Source: pdlcomics)

Posted 7 hours ago

carpr0n:

Starring: Jaguar E-Type
(by Rawcar.com Photography)

Posted 7 hours ago